Phones in Back Pockets

You know what I hate? Phones that are put in the back pocket of your pants.  I just don't get it.  They are much easier to get out if you just put them in the front, and you look less idiotic if you have trouble getting the phone out.  Because if you cant get your phone out of your front pocket it simply means your pants are to tight and it's time to go shopping, but if you can't get your phone out of your back pocket it looks like instead of getting something out of there, you are scratching your butt.  And seriously?  Who wants to be seen scratching their butt?  How gross is that!  Do us all a favor and save us from the sight.  Just find a new place to house your phone.